Congrats to Benedict Cumberbatch on being named one of Time Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People! :D
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I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can
WHO LET THIS KID OUT
Put him back.
What does it say about me that my primary reaction to drunk!Sherlock is arousal?
that you have eyes
- Review Games
- Spirit Week
These are all true. It’s not even funny how competitive we got during all four!
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Plot Twist: The Monster wants a threesome with you and the shadows.
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
Omg!!! Too adorable!!!
This guy has achieved more with a webcam and his dog than I ever have in my life.
This is the best thing ever! XD
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester